Fun Stuff

Websites

Just Jack!
The "Official" website for Jack McFarland of Will & Grace fame.

Clarence, The Gay Canary
A funny flash game site.

http://www.funnythatway.net
It's clever, it's funny, it's poignant and . . . it's a first of its kind. Log on and discover TV scripts you'll never see on TV. The straight and not-so-straight story of two couples.

Fun Pages

Roberts' Rules of Lesbian Living
It is never a good idea to ask someone to marry you BEFORE the first date.

Dear Dr. Laura
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

The Perfect Car
A young woman had just purchased her dream car, a new BMW convertible, and was having trouble tuning her radio to a station she wanted.

Hints for Heterosexuals
Here are some tips for heterosexuals to follow when they meet gays and lesbians.

Gay Vs. Straight
This brief differences listing between gays and straights will open many straight people's eyes.

You Know You're Gay If... - Author Unknown
1. You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates.
2. You understand the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka.

You Know You're a Queen if... - Author Unknown
1. If you regularly use the phrase "window treatment," then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.

You Know You're From Indiana When... - Author Unknown
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

You Know You Are From A Small Town If... - Author Unknown
It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

Dear Tech Support - Author Unknown
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected drama processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

The Gay Agenda - Author Unknown
I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.

Careful When Playing Golf - Author Unknown
Two lesbians were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left.

Can't Fly if You're Gay - Author Unknown
An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty seat.

To Think That I Saw Him On Christopher Street - Author Unknown
One day I was bored, I had nothing to do,
With nothing to do, you'd be bored. Wouldn't You?
So I sat by my window and feeling so sad,
Thought, "Maybe I'll answer a personal ad"

The Batty Hymn of the Repugnant - Author Unknown
(Obviously sung to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic)
Mine eyes have seen the Teletubby and his cutsey little purse.
He wears a purple outfit, and, dear friends, what's even worse,
He doesn't scratch or spit or belch, He doesn't even curse.
What kind of guy is he?

The Top 13 Reasons Jerry Falwell Thinks Your Favorite TV Character is Gay - Author Unknown
13 Fonzie: has an "office" in the men's room and always tells guys to "sit on it."

6 ReasoNs Tinky Winky Can't Be Gay - Author Unknown
1. The Purse doesn't match the shoes. Purple AND Red, I mean really, clash-o-rama.

The Theological Significance of Tinky Winky - Author Unknown
Tinky Winky, gay? As any person of faith who has ever watched Teletubbies understands, Tinky Winky is actually a powerful symbol of God's word made flesh. Or rather, plush.

Real Cowboy - Author Unknown
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

FABULAIR ... Blueprint for the first gay airline - Author Unknown
What would a really gay friendly airline be like? Fabulair, the first gay airline.