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Here are a few differences between straight and gay/lesbian people...........

When you're straight . . . .

You get your name in the paper for getting married

When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . . . .

You get your name in the paper for committing sodomy

When you're straight . . . .

You get looks of admiration when you hold your partner's hand

When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . . . .

You get spat upon and jeered at when you hold your partner's hand

When you're straight . . . .

You get a tax break for being married

When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . . . .

You cant get married

When you're straight . . . .

You get to keep your kids no matter how bad a parent you are

When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . . . .

You get your kids taken way from you no matter how good a parent you are

When you're straight . . . .

You get to stay in the military if you engage in non-consensual sex

When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . . . .

You get kicked out of the military if you engage in consensual sex

When you're straight . . . .

If you get AIDS, you're an "innocent victim"

When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . . . .

If you get AIDS, you obviously "deserve" it

When you're straight . . . .

You have a life

When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . . . .

You have a "lifestyle"

When you're straight . . . .

Standing up for your rights make you a participatory citizen

When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . . . .

Standing up for your rights makes you a "militant homosexual"