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Gay vs. Straight
Here are a few differences between Straight and gay/lesbian people...
When you're Straight . . . .
- You get your name in the paper for getting married
When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . .
- You get your name in the paper for committing sodomy
When you're Straight . . . .
- You get looks of admiration when you hold your partner's hand
When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . .
- You get spat upon and jeered at when you hold your partner's hand
When you're Straight . . . .
- You get a tax break for being married
When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . .
When you're Straight . . . .
- You get to keep your kids no matter how bad a parent you are
When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . .
- You get your kids taken way from you no matter how good a parent you are
When you're Straight . . . .
- You get to stay in the military if you engage in non-consensual sex
When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . .
- You get kicked out of the military if you engage in consensual sex
When you're Straight . . . .
- If you get AIDS, you're an "innocent victim"
When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . .
- If you get AIDS, you obviously "deserve" it
When you're Straight . . . .
When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . .
When you're Straight . . . .
- Standing up for your rights make you a participatory citizen
When you're Lesbian or Gay . . . .
- Standing up for your rights makes you a "militant homosexual"
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